10 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Ultima Online
I've noticed a worrying trend amongst computer
users who have discovered the role-playing world of Ultima Online.
They all seem to have forgotten that as well as phone rates being cheaper on a Saturday
night it's also a great time to pull.
Here are a few points to put them back on the right track.
1.
Good women are very rarely Multi-User.
2.
One payment of a bunch of flowers on the 14th of February each year gives you full access.
3.
Connection is much more efficient and takes less button pressing.
4.
"Hidden Dragons" only appear once a month and can be avoided without the use of
a chaos shield.
5.
You don't have to send money to the states for game time... The toilets of any pub should
have a dispenser.
6.
When taking a young lady for a walk in the country you'll never have to worry that she'll
polymorph into a daemon and start eating cattle.*
7.
If you meet a someone claiming to be a young blonde nymphomaniac named Debbie. Chances are
you'll be able to see if this is true instead of running the risk of it being your dad.
8.
If a woman finds out you're "new at all this" she's likely to be sympathetic and
give you the night of your life... instead of killing you and stealing your 100 pieces of
starting gold.
9
Ultima Servers only go down on average once a fortnight.
10.
Hand Cramp.
*Inhabitants of Devon Note... This may not always be true in your case.