Let us rise up my friends
I would just like to make a statement on behalf of the
English Working Classes.
On the day of revolution the capitalist pigdogs will be made
to eat vast quantities of rice pudding.
Ensure you are not among them. Join The Reactionary Embrionic
Coalition of Trodden United Men, R.E.C.T.U.M today.
We are commited to the liberation of our fair country and to the introduction of compulsary enemas.
Dial 0800 28 29 30.
And sign your ass up.
(c) Mike Keenan 1998