Oh FI Another Chris Evans Show
Chris Evans has managed to secure himself another show on Channel 4. Hoo Fuckin Rah.
I'm so happy that when it first airs I'll be under the stairs with a pan on my head.
Who lets this " Ikle " ginger twat onto our screens anyway. He's bad enough on radio but at least then you can't see his daft, grinning, fucking annoying, fat bastard, face.
Oh and apparently now he's gay.
So what are we to do with Chris Evans.
I'm ashamed to say that we can do little to prevent his new show.
However.
Chris comes from my home town of Warrington. Maybe next time he's home we could organise a protest.
The slogans could read something like...
" Go back to the big breakfast you innane grinning bastard "
Not that I hold any grudge against him. I just wish he'd top himself.
Anyway thats that.
Just felt like a rant.
Mike Keenan 1998