This Is The News.

" Smile To keep you laughing at the
madness of this world. "
The Beautiful South. "Blackbird On The Wire"
1997
27th of April
My English Counterpart now
online.
23rd Of November
First Hospital Appointment Leads To Probing Of Partner Shock
The
Jerry's Are Coming:
Ultrasound For Beginners
Enjoy
25th Of October
Got An Update For You All... and a bit of news too.
I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!
So here we go with
Impending
Fatherhood:
A Blubumentary
Enjoy Everyone.
Cheers
Miguel
6th Of September
Okay, the great vote begins
The world shall decide.
Cheers Folks
5th Of September
Hi Folks.
Sorry I haven't updated for a while but there shall be something new soon.. Promise.
Cheers
21st of August
Added a new section to Just Fancied A Rant
All about the great sweary debate that's doing the proverbial rounds in Net Columnist land at the moment.
That's All Folks.
20th Of August
Hi Folks... To everyone who voted at HUMOUR LINKS
Cheers.
I'm Currently Number One Rated!
So get there and vote and keep me there...
Oh and why not give Mike Jasper a
visit too.
He's second.
14th Of August
It's 2:30am and I've just finished the revamp and move of the site to
This time folks, It's permanent.
Also all there should be no broken links or funny messages to hinder you.
The menu has been tarted up and streamlined and there's some new stuff for you to poke your nose in at.
Oh and I've added a new column to Just Fancied A Rant which
will probably get me lynched...
It's entitled simply The
One About Benefits That Will Get Me Hung
Cheers Folks.
25th Of June
Added two new sections to Just Fancied A Rant
one of which you may have read before.
Cheers Folks
23rd Of June
Added a new section to Just Fancied A Rant today
which I've figured out if you abriviate it it's JFAR... Like in Aladdin.
Never mind.
I also changed the Front Page again. Fiddily Bugger.. I know I know.
Oh and http://www.miguel.org.uk
is giving me some probs, bear with me for a day or two.
Cheers Folks
9th Of June
Okay folks this is the big change over
I have too much power for my own good!
Loads of little changes. Basically tarted the site up a bit.
3rd Of June
Righty ho. Just to go with the crowd a bit
more Star Wars for you today. This time inspired by a dream my father had.
Strange Man.
Star Wars :
Episode One
The Weatherfield Menace
Bit of an English one this although I believe Coronation Street is quite big in Canada so here's hoping.
Also changed the Front Page but you should know that by now.
Cheers Folks
28th Of May
See that picture on the frontpage... that's you that is, that's your face.
No actually it's me. Dressed like a puff.. yes.
Never, ever, even if someone pays you, sign up for a perfroming arts degree.
Added a new section to Just Fancied A Rant today
STAR WARS : Episode
One.
The Not So Phantom Menace
Lies here and I may add to it pretty soon.
Also added a few gags to the Comedy Shorts
Cheers Folks.
25th Of May
Changed the main menu. Send your feedback here
Also added two new Links
Cheers Folks
24th Of May
Change of address today.
But then as you're here you already know that...
Also up today is
Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
which I found on www.Randomjoke.com.
Also up is an essay I wrote recently on the American musical comedian Tom Lehrer.
An Essay Wasted With Tom Lehrer
Lies there and there is a section of Tom Lehrer links attached to that.
Oh and I got quite a good mark for that too ;)
That's it for today cheers folks.
May The 4th
The more observant of you may notice the change in format of the date.
International Star Wars Day!
Hurrah
I've also added a new letter to the mailroom.
ALL FILTHY ARGIE BASTARDS WRITE LETTERS
Enjoy.
20th Of April
"Sometimes There Just Ain't Enough
Stones."
Forest Gump
There's a man who knew what was going on..
A lot of things I'd like to knock down recently. Sorry for the distinct lack of updates
lately
Something pretty major for you soon.
Watch this space and in the mean time eveyone seems to have forgotten that I take submittions for the site... You too can become the subject of ridicule...
And trust me. You will.
Get writing.
Cheers Folks
30th Of March
I've added two new sections to Just Fancied A Rant
And changed the Miguel Sanches Keenanan Is... on the Front Page
Cheers Folks
23rd Of March
Someone tell me that this is a joke... Please....
It looks perfectly genunine and that scares me.
Cheers Folks
Miguel
19th Of March
Added
The 1993
University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt...
to SEX DRUGS AND POT MASH
Which I think is quite amusing even if it was wriiten by a YANK
There's a new Just Fancied A Rant ...
"The Night I Nearly Died" Lies Here.
16th of March
Added A New Link.
Crikey Kid Snoop is a nifty little animated Comic Strip... High tech needed to view though... Don't even attempt it from uni.
9th Of March
Another new Just Fancied A Rant for you.
It's called Third Year Faces and will be of paticular interest to students of University
College Warrington
There's a new parody The
Princess And The Frog lies here
I've added to Other People's Stuff with one for the ladies...
75 Things Never To Say To A Guy
With A Small Penis.
You may also have noticed quite a large change on the Front Page
More Soon.
Cheers Folks
Miguel
4th Of March
There's a new Just Fancied A Rant and I've Archived the old one
I've also changed the Miguel Sanches Keenanan Is.. On the Front Page
More Updates tomorrow hopefully.
Cheers Folks
2nd Of March
LADIES AND GEEENTILEMEN
Yep Bev mailed me the other day and I think that's pretty special... Anyone who doesn't know what I'm on about should refer to the mail room in order.
I've also added to my thanks list.
Cheers Folks
26th Of Febuary
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: I actually
had heard a little rumour that the Green Ranger was
going to be arrested for drugs. The title was going to be "Mighty Morphine Power
Rangers."
Hi Folks.
Sorry for the lack of updates in this wonderful new year. I've been dog busy and I've hardly been home.
University is today's watchword.
I've written a little something which is a touch cynical.. CYNICAL! don't get me started. Anyhoo here lies...
I've also added 10 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Ultima Online
AND I've changed the Miguel Sanches Keenanan Is... on the Front Page
I'll get writing some more and I may even have those sound clips by the end of the week for you...
Cheers Folks
1st Of January 1999
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
New Year, New News page.
Just a quickie, I'm a touch drunk again you see... I'll have some more for you when I sober up.
Cheers Folks.