This Is The News.

The News Boy

" Smile To keep you laughing at the madness of this world. "

The Beautiful South. "Blackbird On The Wire"
1997


27th of April

www.mikekeenan.co.uk

My English Counterpart now online.


23rd Of November

First Hospital Appointment Leads To Probing Of Partner Shock

The Jerry's Are Coming:
Ultrasound For Beginners

Enjoy

Miguel


25th Of October

Got An Update For You All... and a bit of news too.

I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!

So here we go with

Impending Fatherhood:
A Blubumentary

Enjoy Everyone.

Cheers

Miguel


6th Of September

Okay, the great vote begins

BOXERS OR PANTS

The world shall decide.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


5th Of September

Hi Folks.

Sorry I haven't updated for a while but there shall be something new soon.. Promise.

Cheers

Miguel


21st of August

Added a new section to Just Fancied A Rant

Mike Jasper Asks "Why Fuck?"

All about the great sweary debate that's doing the proverbial rounds in Net Columnist land at the moment.

That's All Folks.


20th Of August

Hi Folks... To everyone who voted at HUMOUR LINKS

Cheers.

I'm Currently Number One Rated!

So get there and vote and keep me there... Oh and why not give Mike Jasper a visit too.
He's second.


14th Of August

It's 2:30am and I've just finished the revamp and move of the site to

www.miguel.org.uk

This time folks, It's permanent.

Also all there should be no broken links or funny messages to hinder you.

The menu has been tarted up and streamlined and there's some new stuff for you to poke your nose in at.

Oh and I've added a new column to Just Fancied A Rant which will probably get me lynched...
It's entitled simply The One About Benefits That Will Get Me Hung

Cheers Folks.

Miguel


25th Of June

Added two new sections to Just Fancied A Rant
one of which you may have read before.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


23rd Of June

Added a new section to Just Fancied A Rant today
which I've figured out if you abriviate it it's JFAR... Like in Aladdin.

Never mind.

I also changed the Front Page again. Fiddily Bugger.. I know I know.

Oh and http://www.miguel.org.uk
is giving me some probs, bear with me for a day or two.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


9th Of June

Okay folks this is the big change over

http://www.miguel.org.uk

I have too much power for my own good!

Loads of little changes. Basically tarted the site up a bit.


3rd Of June

Righty ho. Just to go with the crowd a bit more Star Wars for you today. This time inspired by a dream my father had.

Strange Man.

Star Wars : Episode One
The Weatherfield Menace

Bit of an English one this although I believe Coronation Street is quite big in Canada so here's hoping.

Also changed the Front Page but you should know that by now.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


28th Of May

See that picture on the frontpage... that's you that is, that's your face.

No actually it's me. Dressed like a puff.. yes.

Never, ever, even if someone pays you, sign up for a perfroming arts degree.

Added a new section to Just Fancied A Rant today

STAR WARS : Episode One.
The Not So Phantom Menace

Lies here and I may add to it pretty soon.

Also added a few gags to the Comedy Shorts

Cheers Folks.


25th Of May

Changed the main menu. Send your feedback here

Also added two new Links

Cheers Folks

Miguel


24th Of May

Change of address today.

http://www.keenanan.u-net.com

But then as you're here you already know that...

Also up today is

Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia

which I found on www.Randomjoke.com.

Also up is an essay I wrote recently on the American musical comedian Tom Lehrer.

An Essay Wasted With Tom Lehrer

Lies there and there is a section of Tom Lehrer links attached to that.

Oh and I got quite a good mark for that too ;)

That's it for today cheers folks.

Miguel


May The 4th

The more observant of you may notice the change in format of the date.

International Star Wars Day!

Hurrah

I've also added a new letter to the mailroom.

ALL FILTHY ARGIE BASTARDS WRITE LETTERS

Enjoy.


20th Of April

"Sometimes There Just Ain't Enough Stones."
Forest Gump

There's a man who knew what was going on.. A lot of things I'd like to knock down recently. Sorry for the distinct lack of updates lately

Something pretty major for you soon.

Watch this space and in the mean time eveyone seems to have forgotten that I take submittions for the site... You too can become the subject of ridicule...

And trust me. You will.

Get writing.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


30th Of March

I've added two new sections to Just Fancied A Rant

And changed the Miguel Sanches Keenanan Is... on the
Front Page

Cheers Folks

Miguel


23rd Of March

Someone tell me that this is a joke... Please....

TITANIC :The Musical!

It looks perfectly genunine and that scares me.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


19th Of March

Added

The 1993 University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt...

to SEX DRUGS AND POT MASH
Which I think is quite amusing even if it was wriiten by a
YANK

There's a new Just Fancied A Rant ...

"The Night I Nearly Died" Lies Here.


16th of March

Added A New Link.

Crikey Kid Snoop is a nifty little animated Comic Strip... High tech needed to view though... Don't even attempt it from uni.


9th Of March

Another new Just Fancied A Rant for you.

It's called
Third Year Faces and will be of paticular interest to students of University College Warrington

There's a new parody
The Princess And The Frog lies here

I've added to Other People's Stuff with one for the ladies...

75 Things Never To Say To A Guy With A Small Penis.

You may also have noticed quite a large change on the
Front Page

More Soon.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


4th Of March

There's a new Just Fancied A Rant and I've Archived the old one

I've also changed the Miguel Sanches Keenanan Is.. On the Front Page

More Updates tomorrow hopefully.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


2nd Of March

LADIES AND GEEENTILEMEN

BEV 3 : THE BITCH IS BACK!

Yep Bev mailed me the other day and I think that's pretty special... Anyone who doesn't know what I'm on about should refer to the mail room in order.

I've also added to my thanks list.

Cheers Folks

Miguel


26th Of Febuary

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: I actually had heard a little rumour that the Green Ranger was
going to be arrested for drugs. The title was going to be "Mighty Morphine Power Rangers."

Hi Folks.

Sorry for the lack of updates in this wonderful new year. I've been dog busy and I've hardly been home.

University is today's watchword.

I've written a little something which is a touch cynical.. CYNICAL! don't get me started. Anyhoo here lies...

University And Other Animals

I've also added 10 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Ultima Online

AND I've changed the Miguel Sanches Keenanan Is... on the Front Page

I'll get writing some more and I may even have those sound clips by the end of the week for you...

Cheers Folks

Miguel


1st Of January 1999

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

New Year, New News page.

Just a quickie, I'm a touch drunk again you see... I'll have some more for you when I sober up.

Cheers Folks.

Miguel


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