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Mike
Keenan's Biased Ramble
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Mike Keenan was born in 1979 to his mother and has been alive ever since. Through a turbulent childhood as a traveling curtain salesman's son he humoured himself by writing poetry, he is most famous for his limericks based upon the life of Adolf Hitler. He grew and grew into a bright young man with a peculiar penchant for glass figurines of fascist dictators and now lives with his wife in a remote cottage in the quaint village of Warrington, within 5 minutes drive of three major motorways, two major raillines and Lever Brother's Soap Works. He now ekes out a meager existence talking to stupid people for eight hours a day in a job he likens to, " Working for the Samaritans on the night 'War Of The Worlds' was first broadcast. " He hopes you enjoy the writings here, but won't lose sleep if you don't |
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