U.S Marshals


Tommy Lee Jones stars in a film that's not quite as exciting
as it at first sounds.

Instead of focusing around the elite crimefighters this
is a documentary about every man in America named
Marshal.

With each man allocated 5 minutes of the film it lasts for 6 months and is not for the faint arsed.
However there is a break in the film to allow people to stretch thier legs.. etc.
The director tells us why.

" Well we've learnt from Hamlet which had a break after the first two hours.
So there will be a break of 15 minutes on the 14th of July "

U.S MARSHALS has been nominated for the 1999 Oscar for shitest film.
Hopefully the premiere will be finished in time.

U.S Marshals is a S.H.I.T.E Production
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