ALL ARGIES ARE FILTHY BASTARDS!
"All Argies Are Filthy Bastards!" is the new film from a group of
young english film makers.
Based around the famous Falklands dispute this feature length extravaganza
stars members of the England Football Team as a commando unit behind Enemy
lines.
Watch on as the evil Maradonna and his sidekick Batistuta give a new meaning
to the term CRACK unit.
Starring
Michael Owen as the young one who proves
his worth.
Glenn Hoddle as the religious general.
Ian Wright as the veteran who picked up a wound and can't go on the mission.
Alan Shearer as the one with a little dog
David Batty as the one who makes a huge error but you still feel sorry for him.
Paul Gasgoine as the fat bastard who buys it in the first 10 minutes
And
David Beckham as the wild untamed one who fucks the Argies up good and proper!!!
A huge moment in cinematic history the film promises to be
a nailbiting one that will go on for over half an hour more than
expected. And the end will still be shit.
With Baddiel, Skinner and The Lightning Seeds reworking Three Lions to sing...
Three Lions on a shirt.
All Argies still screaming.
Thirty years of hurt.
Sounds like a giggle to me.
So rush out with your England flags and hats and support England in the match that we did
win....
And stuffed the Bastards good and proper.
"All Argies Are Filthy Bastards!" is a David Beckham production for Channel Four
Films.
(c) Mike Keenan 1998
No I'm Not Bitter...
I'm Fucking stout..... How many more times.
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